–ever run over Westminster bridge in an orange, Lycra superhero outfit, to be greeted by armed police?
–ever walked along the South Bank in October in Speedos, painted completely green?
–ever sat in a bath of cold coffee, washing socks?
…Welcome to my world.

I’m Simon and I’m a character model and actor. I’ve been with Ugly agency since 2004. Check out some of my crazy photos below, or see the video library, or find out more about me.